I'm shook

To be Speechless/flabbergasted/confused/tense.

Guy 1: .....And finally after you put the hole in the center of the apple pie, microwave it for 45 seconds....

Guy 2: (shook)

Guy 1: you look shook

Guy 2: I am shook. (I'm shook)

Guy 2: I just wanted to know the best way to make apple pie. My god man....

by clinton69 August 23, 2016

Shook

Shocked or surprised

"Dude I was so shook when Anthony Amorim got verified on Twitter and then he followed me too!"

by lion_the_phil September 1, 2016

cock smock

a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.

On my last drive across Wyoming, I must have burned through 5 cock smocks.

by Reuben Lo August 17, 2006

Skook

Someone from Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania also known as the Coal Region. If you've never met a Skook, then you're missing out on a very distinct part of society. Grammar is one of the defining attributes and you might often hear words and phrases such as "Yo bot, got any chew bot?" and "Ay, yous guys, yous wanna go get wasted and down a few Jägerbombs?" If you ever meet someone from the Coal Region, you will recognize them immediately.

Skook 1: "Yo butt, got any chew der butt?"

Skook 2: "Nah man, I spent all my money on shit from Abrachinsky's, yo."

Skook 1: "Well, you should get yer ass in gear and we'll trow back some keggers and boilo at the 'DC or hit the weed like a champ."

Skook 3: "Yous guys are a bunch of fuckin' Skooks."

by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford June 28, 2010

SMHOK

(Smashing My Head On Keyboard)- Something you say when someone tells an unfunny joke.

Max: Did you hear about that Mafia joke?

Cat: What mafia joke?

Max: FORGEDDA 'BOUT IT!!

Cat: HAHAHA WOW THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM SMHOK
AHIEGKN;VS NBIE;NKZDS

by Nogu July 28, 2012

shook beans

Shes a youtuber who is underappreciated. she deserves everything and her smile fills our hearts with joy.

limabean more like shook beans

by mushybanana077 August 5, 2018

shook

Scared to death, scared to look. 'Cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks...

He ain't a crook, son, he's just a shook one.

by Fade May 11, 2004