smdmm

Scared Money Don't Make Money
Tagline of twitter sports bettor @chasepayments

Just put down $1200 on the second part of this Martingale, i'm about to lose a shit load probably but SMDMM

by _gabe_itch_ December 6, 2019

SMMFH

Shaking My Motherfucking Head

Horny Teen 1:Yo I heard your sister was sucking dick.
Cocksucker's Brother:Again!!!!(runs off)
Horny Tenn 2:SMMFH

by BishopLoveBug March 4, 2014

SMDFTW

Suck My Dick For The Win

Girl: What should i do today???

Boy: SMDFTW?

Girl: ??? wat

Boy: suck my dick for the win

Girl: ................ -_-

by AE :) June 6, 2010

SMDF

Shirtless Men Drink Free

So I'll see you Thursday night at SMDF at the Lantern?

by DCMarkie October 30, 2006

smmfdb

suck my mother fucking dick bitch

just make her do it nd just say smmfdb

by missymissyxxsxx January 2, 2011

SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS

Shaking My Mother Fucking God Damn Head Til It Falls Off And Rolls Down The Street

Mostly used when something is so ridiculous you couldn't stop shaking your head in awe

Mary: Hey did you see Ices Brown dance for you video on Youtube?
Jim: All i can say is SMMFGDHTIFOARDTS

by ThatBitchFromC/O 2012 July 20, 2012

smmfgdh

Smmfgdh: Branching off of the simple "smh", which is 'shaking my head' for people who aren't familiar, "smmfgdh" is a more dramatic approach and means 'shaking my motherfucking god damn head.' It's more for those very serious moments...like when you're about to bag it, and she ends up smelling like fish. Or when your girl had to run to her car and get her GPS in an attempt to find your schlong. Or when McDonald's gives you mustard when you CLEARLY asked for ketchup. SMMFGDH.

An example of smmfgdh is up there...bustas.

by Douches. November 1, 2010