smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

by lsukev January 13, 2008

smeff

someone who is smell deaf.

Kristen was born a smeff.

by thefirstsmeffever October 2, 2004

smuffgruffer

A person who bites the fart bubbles in the bath tub.

My ex and his dog would bite each others fart bubbles in the bathtub they are true smuffgruffers.

by Joni Walker December 10, 2004

Smiffer

One caught in the act of sniffing womans chair or seat.

Hey donovan I caught your dirty uncle smelling girls bicicyle seats at the flea market again today, he is a dirty old smiffer

by IB Dohf December 18, 2008

smoffie

a young girl who is usually miss judged but is really nice when you get to know her. bery stunning and kind
also freinds with, gracey, jezebeland anybody else who smokes weed

corr look at that smoffie
shes a right stoner

by xxx-ooo June 20, 2008

Smuffing

Means masturbating
Power-smuffing means an active and efficient masturbation session, possibly with lubricants and toys

Where the hell have you been, smuffing?
Man when I get home I'm gonna grab my power-smuffing gear on and let it rip

by Letka February 4, 2009

Smiff

To out think or out do.

I totally smiffed him during the debate.

by Cathy March 9, 2004