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sloth job

an exotic form of a handjob that is done extremely slowly. Sloth jobs should last between 2.5-4 hours, as if a sloth was giving it. It must be given with 2-3 fingers and while the person giving the sloth job is hanging from a canopy or bunk bed. After completion, the one performing the job slowly "climbs" their way to the top bunk or out a nearby window. Optional things to do during a sloth job include eating leafy vegetation and making sloth mating noises sporadically.
That girl's wrist must be so sore after giving me a sloth job last night.
by 8InchesOfPain November 25, 2011
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Slothalothaphobia

The fear of all sloths and any of its relatives, such as the armadillo
'Fancy coming to the zoo with me?'
'Sure but we need to stay away from the sloths'
'How come?'
'Mate I got some slothalothaphobia'
by Sloth guy December 23, 2012
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Power Slothing

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.
This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.
by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009
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slothmachine

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.
It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.
by sheila in the car April 16, 2010
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sloth bucket

A person who is a general mess. A fat slob of a person. This person will have a butt shelf or a dump ass for certain.
woooe. Look at that sloth bucket truck some food.
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
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Slothmonster

A man. Tends to have feminine legs and gets hard ons over rugby. Teresa is a milf and Prince Andrew needs to be left on the bench
Charles: “Oi Slothmonster, pass me the fucking ball
Slothmonster: *Breathes heavily down the mic*
by Russel Bishop April 26, 2021
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blazing sloth

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.
"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."
by Kiop765 February 24, 2014
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