Slipper

A double entendre, referring to a person you enjoy sleeping with, but would never be seen outside with.
Slippers feel cozy inside, but you wouldn’t be seen outside in them.
You get it?

Will: Is Jakub bringing that girl out with us tonight?
Dopinder: nah, she’s a slipper

Dre: I’m going to a chicks house after work
Shane: which one?
Dre: the Slipper

Kubz: I saw Aaron out with a slipper last night
Ryan: what did he do when he saw you?
Kubz: he started running

Slipper by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025

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slipper pimps

idiots wearing slippers in public places. Obviously promoting an 'I'm too lazy and too cool to wear real shoes, you should worship my every step' cause.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.

Jeff: Look out honey! A herd of slipper pimps are coming! Quick let's duck into the food court!
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.

slipper pimps by jingerotomy April 2, 2008

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slipper bonker

1) A couple who have sex with slippers on.
2) An annoying son of a bitch that you wish would be hit with something

1) Ew I hope my parents dont become slipper bonkers.
2) That god damn slipper bonker won't leave me alone.

slipper bonker by kanguala November 6, 2009

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Slipper Sneaks

Slippers that also act as tennis shoes. They can be worn at night or as normal tennis shoes during the day. They are often worn with a bathrobe when doing the nightly exercises known as "Moon Stretches". The only known pair of Slipper Sneaks belongs to GYSGT. Beatrice Middleton. They are crazy sweet. So if you want your feet to be fit for weeks get yourself a pair of Slipper Sneaks.

Beatrice: Hey honey, did you see that moon? I'd better put on my Slipper Sneaks.

Bryant: Okay, it must be time for our Moon Stretches again. But what are Slipper Sneaks?

Beatrice: Only the most comfy sneakers ever! They're not only slippers, they're tennis shoes. You see here? (she lifts her foot up showing Bryant) See, they look like a tennis shoe. But they're also a slipper.

Bryant: Where can I get a pair? I love these!

Beatrice: Easy, honey. I've got tons of these. Now how about we do a nice, soft massage on you? These Slipper Sneaks would work great for that.

Bryant: Awesome! That felt really good. You almost went whole body, there.

Beatrice: Yes, Slipper Sneaks rule! A sneaker and a slipper combined. The best shoes any Gunny Granny could wear. A Gunny Granny's gotta love her shoes, now. (She kisses Bryant)

Slipper Sneaks by Dusty's Baby Powder December 3, 2011