skeehawed

crooked, not aligned right, done wrong

How did you manage to park so skeehawed?

When you're canoeing down a river and the canoe is sideways instead of straight like it should be- you managed to get your canoe skeehawed

by AtticusLouieIII June 20, 2012

Skee yeet

A phrase many Hicks, rednecks, country folk, or wanna be country people use when they get excited about something, or excited in general.

Someone: *dares me to jump off a cliff*

Me: *jumps* SSSKEE YEEEEEETtttt....
*Skee yeet

by NeonGhostWolf December 2, 2019

Skeech

Skeech, the act of holding on to the back bumper of a vehicle and being pulled along on snowy streets in your everyday shoes.

Willow Springs IL and area slang....

Streets are slick let's skeech...

by anonymous February 2, 2021

skeed

high

i had that blunt of haze, and im skeed

by c blaze October 20, 2003

skeeba

a word that can be used to describe anything. Used by Smile & Nod in place of jibberish...

Skeeba... Skeee---Ba.

by Amanda Sitko March 10, 2004

Skeem

Verb: A word used by Zambian yo balis in place of “think”.

Origin: Unknown

Black Boi: "You skeem I was feeling laka?"
White Boi: "Saht exeh."

Black Boi: "What were you skeeming?"
White Boi: "I don't know."
Black Boi: "What do you mean you don't know!?" *Slaps!*

Black Boi: "You skeem you're hard?"
White Boi: "No I don't."
Black Boi, again; "You skeem you're hard?"
White Boi: "No exeh."

White Boi: "No please, I want a chow."
Black Gal: "Ah you also, you skeem just because you're white I'll let you chow first time?"
White Boi: "Ah so you've beamed me exeh?"

by AmIDull October 10, 2017

Skeefer

Rust belt dirt bag. Buys USA gold menthols with his mom's silver dollar collection and dumps his ashtray on the ground at convenient store parking lot. Buys scratch off lottery tickets. Drinks any Ice beer on sale. Mid 30s, alone at the strip club near the woods. Dies drunk on a motorcycle on a double yellow road.

That skeefer with the yellow tooth just stormed off because the price of skoal mint longcut went up 15 cents.

by moosiclogic September 15, 2009