Skateboard 

u no when that guy w/ tthe mukllet does that stuf when he goes enamonachoona and he ya "hey boys" "yeah"

stuff does that thing @ the place WA WA

Skateboard by Robbie April 19, 2003

Skateboard 

Scale

"Hey bro you got a skateboard I can use real quick?"

For what?

I need to weight some stamps.

Skateboard by Blessed_Gemini August 25, 2019

Skateboard 

So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one

My skateboard broke

Duh cuz it was 1$

Skateboard by A person who skateboards April 8, 2020

Skateboard 

It’s something where old people try to ride to teach they but fall instead.

Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee

Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!

That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg

Skateboard by Don’t touch me-my cat May 23, 2021

Skateboard 

Another way to fuck somebody's pretty face up.

That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.

Skateboard by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

skateboard 

a dangerous plank of wood which is colourful to distract you from the terrible truth

oh look! it’s a skateboard it’s so colourful!!!
*crash*
*dies*

skateboard by skaterhater April 29, 2022

Skateboard Alley 

A local, but hidden secret skateboard spot only known by locals of the part of Howell, NJ called "Ramtown". Consists of a Mini- Ramp with talented spray paint on it, which located in the woods. All types of kids hangout there and smoke, skate and sometimes even have sex.

I haven't been to Skateboard Alley in years!

Skateboard Alley by howellnjroots May 18, 2011