SJ'S

skinny jeans!

person 1: OMFG did you see Matt wearing those SJ's today!?

person 2: He looked so ghetto!

by jj and am December 23, 2008

SJ's

Jeans that should only be worn by females. No male should ever expose their stuff by wearing a pair of SJ's. Who want's to see your junk? Not this guy. Hope you are done trying to have kids because those SJ's are going to put an end to you and Bebe's attempt to have more.

Alfonso came to work today rockin those SJ's with a black tee and a pair of Guess shoes. Good thing he is married with kids already. Still wish he would loosen up a little.

by carltonjizzle March 13, 2013

sj;ts

Same Joke ; Too Slow.

Used in a chat conversation when you are about to make a joke, but before you can finish typing, the other person has already commented with the same joke you were attempting to make.

Them: "I'm gonna send you NSFW links at work! Here, www.unusually-flexible-sexy-people.gov"

You: "Thanks for making it a .gov URL; that's a good way to avoid it being real by accident."

You: (starting to type, "But what if you click on it and")

They: "Or alternatively, it IS real, and you learn really shocking things about our government!"

You: "Damn! SJ;TS!"

by TheEllen November 14, 2012

Saikou (SJ)

He is the best friend he is the one that can hold a conversation for hours the one with the curious name he is the one that won't hesitate to tell you the brutal truth he is the one that would always be there regardless you can block him and he will forgive and forget he is the one the has things in common with everyone he is the kindest one the honest one the nice one but also the brutal one the one with problems the one u need to be for as much as he is there for you.

He's so honest

Yes he's much like a Saikou

Saikou (SJ)

by Potterhead (Hufflepuff) November 28, 2020

pulling an sj

When you ditch your friends to hang out with "cooler people"

Camping in CoD black ops

I thought we were hanging out today, wow he's pulling an sj

What a camper! that guy is pulling an sj

by thatguywhoscoolerthansam May 1, 2011

Mister sj

A fucking badass who rules the world and smokes heavy ganj

Mister sj is savage

by Mikeyrogs September 11, 2021

Teddy SJ lumpy

Teddy SJ is quite the character he absolutely reeks of body odor and crap if you walk past him a sensation of Body oder will surround you. Teddy also fucks so often his dick is hanging on by a thread that could snap any minute.
Teddy is also a demon man spreader he will push you away allowing the scent of his severed genitals to spread across the room.

Henry known: have you seen Teddy SJ lumpy today
Nugget: no and i hope i don't he sends a wave of diarrhea across the room

by thenutoriusnignog February 5, 2023