Sminge

A particularly odorous minge or smelly minge

God that birds got a right sminge on her

by atomheartpd October 3, 2011

delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

simin

It's an old Persian name for girls
It means silver or the color of silver

What's the color of that tray?
That's simin

by Anar.m.vet January 24, 2018

vanity sizing

"Vanity Sizing" is a brand's way of appealing to a customer's ego by slapping a size 2 label on a garment that's much more like a 6.

“Vanity Sizing” is the new epidemic in Hollywood!

by PatB123 July 19, 2006

Siling

A kind person with an even kinder smile.

She's a real Siling!

by rocketleaguenerd01 May 8, 2022

Simping Cost

When you go all out to impress a girl/boy and do whatever it takes to get her/his attention, even if it means sacrificing your time, energy, and money. But in the end, it often leaves you feeling emotionally drained and broke financially

John keeps going out with a girl to win her over but Sarah is never interested. This leaves John broke and broken-hearted each time. The simping cost was high, wasting his money and happiness on someone who didn't appreciate it.

by kenial2023 June 15, 2023

unsuccessful simping

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020