simcel

self-imposed celibacy, people who act like someone that no-one would ever want to be with and aren't willing to make any behavioral changes to fix it, but still feel like they should get some

"This guy just spends every day shut into his bedroom, and goes online to bitch about how he can't get laid"

"Classic simcel behavior."

by 4rk August 21, 2018

Simcha

a hairy man who likes to go to nude beaches and eat frumundacheese and CHEETO SNACKS!

Alexa Ashley: "Yo check out mah new cheeto snacks. THEYRE OUTRAGEOUS!"

NORMAL CHILD: "Yo kid you sucha simcha!"

Alexa Ashley: "oh."

by jamielooloo October 6, 2007

simcore

To borrow money/sell goods to people and promise to pay/deliver products but don't.

That bastard on e-bay simcore'd me! I was going to complain but I know he'll just ignore me anyway and repeatedly say he doesn't have the money.

by Jesus132 August 3, 2007

simcsuk

pronouced: sim-chuck

1. a scumbag boy, who gets a new girlfriend after a day of breaking up with their girl.

2. a bipolar asshole that takes stuff out on people for all the wrong reasons

Wow! he is sucha simcsuk

by exsareassholes May 18, 2008

Simcha-birnbaum

The best smartest coolest individual you know.

Did you see Barack Obamas speech? That guy is a straight simcha-birnbaum

by Smartypants69 June 9, 2021

simcore

To be envied by others because of his/her amazing Counter-Strike abilities

"I 'simcore' you so much because I cant handle that im a has-been at CS and you bink me 24/7, I think I'll go add some petty insult on www.urbandictionary.com not to mention say stupid lies behind your back and then go suggest you steal things and sell drugs to buy computer hardware.

by Charismo Atolicius Blaze March 18, 2003

simcore

woot

woot mcwoot

by woot March 21, 2003