Global Shlomo

A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.

That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.

by Volksgeist July 21, 2018

Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.

- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.

by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021

Shromps

A large pack of thick shrimps.

"Hey honney, tonight we are eating good, i got these shromps at the supermarket."

by Guyshrimp May 24, 2020

Blu shromp

A blue shrimp that likes slavery

blu shromp: Hey slave work or die!

by Miiskiki February 26, 2021

Shlombing

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Schromo

To lose a game you were winning because of the terrible play of a fellow teammate.

I got the buyer on the hook, but if you call him back right away or you'll schromo the sale.

by EManning Blue October 11, 2011

Shmomit

to shit and vomit simultaneously (with little to no control)

Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin

by hankScorpio April 18, 2014