Shop n' Drop

When you are shopping in a store and you let a fart go in an aisle. Sometimes you circle back around to watch people's reaction to the smell.

Wade can't go to a store without leaving a shop n' drop.

by SteamerSusan April 4, 2019

shop got

1. When a shop assistant holds you up with unwanted conversation.
2. When there is a long wait in the check-out line when shopping.

1. Me: That chick in the gift shop held me up talking about her divorce.

You: Yeah you were shop got.

2. Me: It took me 10 minutes to get out of the check-out line.

You: You were shop got.

by Blueteddy June 25, 2009

Shop-Rite

Old people come here on the senior bus to get some groceries and get food for their cats, so they do not eat out their eyeballs.

Too many fucking old people at Shop-Rite!

by Paul Johnson's decapitated head June 29, 2004

shop steward

A officer in a union, whose job it is to enforce a union contract, in addition to his regular job, with no extra pay. Viewed by the employer as a "socialist puke", by lazy co-workers as a company sellout, and by everyone else as insane.

The shop steward is a fucking communist, we should fire his ass.

I called in sick 15 times this month because I was hung over, and the shop steward didn't do shit about it when I got fired.

by eugene February 7, 2004

shop party

a party that takes place is someones shop usually takes place in small farming communities

Hey is jon having a shop party again this weekend? yep its going to be really big to

by Jacob Rohlik February 4, 2009

Shop bitch

Someone hired to sweep floors.

Riley, sweep the floor you're the shop bitch.

by Skateboard_pete July 5, 2017

Shop-Hack

Any of a number of techniques known to only a scarce few (in some instances, just The Handyman) that will simplify any given task whilst working on projects in the Shop. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

Adoring Fan: “Oh, Handyman, how did you become so incredibly knowledgeable in the handy arts?”
The Handyman: “Ever since I was in diapees, I’ve been formulatin’ and calculatin’ to come up with the best shortcuts for just about anything handy. I refer to each pearl of woody wisdom in my handy bag of tricks as a Shop-Hack.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009