Shemotion

The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.

Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.

Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)

Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.

Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.

Erik: Friends?

Alistair: Friends!

(hug)

by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011

shemo

an emo who is so emo that you cannot tell if it is male or female

"woah! is that a boy or a girl"
"it's a shemo"

by sam moseley April 16, 2007

shemo

1. Similar to "Emo" (see definition) but applying to the female sex specifically. Over-sensitivity characterized by an iPod filled with female punk sounds.

2. Depressed females between the ages of 12-20. Identified by straight two toned hair , black mascara, and hot pink eyeshadow. Similar to punk, but differentiated by the over-use of skulls and hearts. Heightend promiscuity and a tendency toward black and white photos of themselves.

3. A musical genre categorized by its use of acousic guitar and deep throaty female singers. (ie. Paramour, Lillix, etc.) Has spawned children resulting a modern Pop sound, including female artists such as Ashlee Simpson, Hillary Duff, or that band with Ashley Tisdale and her sister)

"Oh my gosh, have you heard of the band Lillix? They're so shemo!"

by Toaster Avenger April 8, 2008

shmomoe

Somewon or something who cannot intelligently defend themselves in physical combat or in oral confrontations.

Bill o'riley is such a shmomoe, ho only has a range of ,like, 2 insults...

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

Shmomoloboe

A group of people that cannot intelligently defend themselves in way of oral confrontation or physical combat.

That freshman group is such a Shmomoloboe

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

shemo

a male emo that looks so feminine it is often mistaken for a girl

look at that girl! oh it's actually a shemo haha

by strawberrycherry November 3, 2008

shemima

Strapping knives to your dicks and knife fighting. Works best when you are flaccid because you can helicopter with a fucking knife on your dick.

Dude wanna play shemima?
Sure bro how do you play shemima?
*stabs him in the gut with his knife-dick*
Shit dude thats sick!

by Doabarrelroll February 25, 2014