Shampoo

A disguise for your alcohol.

Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!

by drewsopher November 18, 2011

shampoo

to do the dirty under the covers when nobody is watching

Yo man, me and veronica totally SHAMPOOED last night!

by Kerrie May 13, 2005

shampoo

a terd trained in the art of counterfiting

DAMN, that shampoo just sold my a faulty dildo!

by Speas March 9, 2003

Shampoo

champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)

I almost forgot the shampoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2010

shampoo

1. Detergent for hair, commonly used by faggots and sissies.
2. Alternate street slang for stain left on couch after fornication.

1. Hell no I don't dirk tea. That is for guys that use shampoo.
2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.

by jovato May 6, 2003

Fairy Of Shampoo

A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.

Person A: Who’s your fairy of shampoo?
Person B: Soobin<3

by odisbiggestfan June 12, 2022

Shampoo a buffalo

When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!

When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!

by Drowning clown November 21, 2015