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Scrunch Face

When someone has a distressed look on their face as if having an extremely painful orgasm. Retard orgasm face. Looks as if they jack-off with 36 grit sandpaper or any other painful substance.
Why is his face all scrunched up like that. It looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot.

Guy 1: My girlfriend has been calling my scrunch face for the last few weeks.
Guy 2: Why is that
Guy 1: Because of my apparently weird face I make when I nut
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
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screen scrunched

In certain video games, such as in Mario, when the screen is moving and you die from being trapped between the moving screen and an object.
Damn! Cant believe I got screen scrunched in the tank level of Mario 3!
by Ben Rie September 29, 2008
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scrunch my crungus

Instant reciprocation of $1,000,000.
"Ayy beebee you wanna scrunch my crungus?"
"Why yes, I would love to become a millionaire!"
by crungo March 30, 2016
mugGet the scrunch my crungusmug.

Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*

An expression you can use when you're either happy or excited. This expression is usually used at your highest moment of excitement or happiness. Also used a lot when complimented by someone especially someone special.
Someone: "You look really good"
Me: "Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*"
by lokloka December 15, 2018
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Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen

Scrunch Skunklen, he is the sir officer president of the city skrunklevil of wibbil wobble do da.
Look, it's, Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen
by TD21 July 3, 2023
mugGet the Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklenmug.

Scrunches

Squishes for friends, and crushes are for lovers. But what about the line between? Introducing: scrunches. When you would be down with dating someone but don't have any strong romantic attraction towards them.
Eris: I want a queer-platonic relationship with someone, what should I call that feeling?
Nat: You have a scrunch on someone! Congratulations! Scrunches are great!
mugGet the Scrunchesmug.

scalp scrunch

Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.
The man sitting in front of her on the airplane fell asleep, making his scalp scrunch eye catching.
by awdwagon December 28, 2011
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