Peach Scone

someone you want but you can't have, someone that will break your heart over and over again but you still love.

I love her but she loves another she is a peach scone.

by thanossnap July 29, 2019

fuck-scone

Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.

Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!

by BJFV March 1, 2011

The Schonfeld Principle

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)

“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”

by Ceauxcheaux March 18, 2021

Schontchz

Intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis without the use of a condom.

Hey Frank would you schontchz that chick?

Tom was trying to schontchz that drunk girl.

Did you fuck Kelly schontchz?

by AirSwo February 18, 2009

Scondog

A native of Wisconsin who devotes their life to the Packers, deer hunting, pickup trucks, and country music. Sometimes these creatures can be difficult to spot due to their camouflaged attire, but the cargo shorts and cutoffs are a dead give away. Some claim to be light beer connoisseurs, and many fancy themselves as cheese experts. Rarely seen outside of their small towns or farms.

After a long day of cow milking, the scondog cracked open and put on the packers game.
Upon completion of their pilgrimage to the promised land, Green Bay, the scondogs guzzled an entire case of miller lite before the pregame even started.

by Constellation Crew January 31, 2018

Schonebone

mildly retarted male which will have sex with any type of haggard creature. German for pretty bone. Vocabulary extremely limited to "dude","yo man", and "party it up". Possibly suffers from unknown STD which has not been diagnosed in medical history.

Eric Schonebone had a great weekend partying it up with a one eyed 44yr old haggard beast.

by Day crew July 7, 2008

Mad Sciontist

Someone who drives a Scion and has it tricked out.

whoa, look at the TC! she must be a Mad Sciontist

by Adam M Nichols October 27, 2008