Scomo

When someone tells you they don’t want to shake your hand cause you’re a dickhead so you grab their hand anyway without their consent for a photo op.

To achieve extra bonus points, you walk away from them when they start talking to you and show no compassion.

She told me she didn’t want to shake my hand cause I was a dickhead, but I Scomo’ed her anyway.

by Ms Meow January 6, 2020

ScoMo

When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.

Jono did a Scomo last week and even his wife didn't miss him until the weekend.

by Gent Nosh December 21, 2019

doing a scomo

The dropping of all things of importance in a time of need or emergency and fucking off somewhere else.

I’m doing a scomo because i’m a fuckhead.

by The zebra headed jungleman January 5, 2020

Schoomp

The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.

Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*

by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013

gang of scoob

A pack or large mass of people who have experienced the feeling of scoob. Members of the gang of scoob are usually from large countries; such as Canada. The Gang Of Scoob originated October 11th, 2013, and currently has over 1,000,000 followers, making it the fastest growing group in the world.

Some fun facts about the gang of scoob:
1. The Gang Of Scoob was meant to be a secret group, only open to the people who have experienced scoob more than twice. This plan, unfortunately, failed.
2. The Gang Of Scoob is not in any way a reference to the television show scooby doo.
3. The Gang Of Scoob originated on the video game GTA V, and back then, was only populated by the scoobiest people around.

Man: How many times have you experienced scoob?

Man 2: Um, about four i guess...

Man: Welcome to the Gang of Scoob!

by GotAFuckingUsername October 14, 2013

Scomo

When you f*** up the COVID vaccine rollout, pressure a liberal state premier not to lockdown when even a child could see was necessary to continue a zero community COVID transmission strategy then gaslight young people and marginalised groups on national tv they are the reason for the extended nsw lockdown and COVID deaths.

Q: Do you think you actually act like a leader and set up an effective vaccine rollout to ensure the safety of Australians?

A: No, I already helped myself to the sort after vaccine so I’ll probably just Scomo it.

by Maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour July 13, 2021

Scomo

To shit one's self at Maccas

Feeling crook but went out anyway and ended up Scomoing my pants.
I left a trail of Scomo from the registers to the toilets.

by Pants Macabre June 10, 2019