make Sauron cry

To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.
Girl, get ready 'cos I'm gonna really make Sauron cry!
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The Hammer of Sauron

The Hammer of Sauron is the tertiary antagonist in Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. He was one of Sauron's Black Captains and was responsible, partly, for the murder of Talion and his family during the retaking of Mordor by the Dark Forces.
The Hammer of Sauron was once a man, a stretcher bearer for Gondor dedicated to retrieving the wounded. His life changed on the slopes of Mount Doom when he retrieved Sauron's mace after the Dark Lord fell.
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Sauronic

To do something in a way that is cruel and random.
He sauronicaly erased the examples one by one in an arbitrary order.
by My English teacher May 15, 2024
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Sauron

The black hole we got a picture of, lets give him this name and adopt him
Did, y'all see the Sauron lurking in that galaxy far far away?
by arroro monro April 11, 2019
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Sauron’s Brown Eye

The act of manually spreading one’s butt cheeks and allowing the butt cheeks to release around someone’s body forming a grasp. Can be done in a loving manner or to prevent escape.
I tried to go on an afternoon run, but my boyfriend caught me in the clutches of Sauron’s Brown Eye grasp.
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The Black Hand of Sauron

The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.
“You cannot escape us.”
-THE BLACK HAND OF SAURON.
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