Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

Sally

The prettiest most perfect girl you will ever meet. You might melt because she is hot af. She is the prettiest and most amazing person. Don’t lose her or you will be sad for the rest of your life. XOXO <3

Your girlfriend sucks compared to my Sally.

by Sallyiscute August 22, 2021

The Harry/Sally Rule

Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way.

Girl: "You are my best friend!"
Guy: "I'm not your friend"
Girl: "What?!?!?"
Guy: "I want to sleep with you"
Girl: "I don't want to ruin what we have"
Guy: "Ok - I guess The Harry/Sally Rule is true so I am officially not your friend anymore. Can we sleep together now?"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011

sally the seed sower

the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.

this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.

Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.

groundwork
gary groundwork

by b_evans2.0 March 19, 2013

Hot Sally

Giving oral sex to a woman while she defecates. Similar to a blumpkin but with a female recipient.

I just had the best hot sally session with Jill.

by Hotsally2 March 13, 2015

Sally Smith

This word means a person that you can describe someone or something ugly, weird, and likes to have a lot of love. But sadly Sally Smith will never get loved because she is just too ugly for people.

That girl over there is a real Sally Smith.

by AnnaTheGreat October 12, 2014

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

by Longretrodude January 8, 2017