salometer

A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.

Hey that area has 1 salometer!

by AmNow December 24, 2020

salama

the lady of your dreams, a goddess a woman with sensitivity and feeling makes you laugh and cry. An enjoyable person to be around with, loves knowledge, adventure and loves love sometimes stubborn, defensive can be psychotic but there's a mystery about her everyone has another way of defining her but its how she defines herself that's important.

she's so different than the average girl she's a salama

by 24252627 June 19, 2019

Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Slippery Salamander

When your have sex with your wife/girlfriend in the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall

Guy 1: Dude last night and Martha had sex last night.

Guy 2: Bro that’s nothing compared to the slippery salamander I pulled on Cathrine.

by Bendove123457654321 January 9, 2020

Salami Smack

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012

Salam khubi

"Salam khubi" is "Hi, how are you" in Farsi. Which is spoken in Iran.

If you say "Salam khubi" to someone it means that you are saying hello and asking how they are.

by JamesCelic February 13, 2010

salami twist

Is when two fat guys spit roast an Italian woman.

John and Chris totally gave Carmella a salami twist

by dirtyirishman February 14, 2015