Chatroulette reflex

the time it takes you to next a guy jacking off or say hi to a hot girl

bob: hey lets go on chatroulette.
adam: ok
bob: eww theres a guy
(next)
bob: wow your chatroulette reflex is amazing

by Sir Cox a lot May 2, 2010

Ya Mum Reflex

When "Ya Mum" is your only comeback and answer to every question possible. Usually developes in year nine boys.

Whats up?: Ya mum
OMG guess what!!: ya mum?
I'm going to the movies with Nikki tomorrow: i'm going with ya mum
This tastes like lipgloss: Ya mum tasles like lipgloss
Thats cheap!: ya mum's cheap
i love you: i love ya mum
Ultimate burger meal: ya mums the ultimate burger meal!
Did you do your homework?: i did ya mum!
What kind of music do you listen to?: ya mum
What do you want for your birthday?: Ya mum!
Dude you look like a zombie: so does ya mum
Any Questions?: Ya Mum!!
Guess what, i just finished Guitar Hero on Expert!: ...ya mum....
seriously cbf doing this assignment: neither can ya mum
i wish superman was real: ya mum is superman
Why??: because ya mum

i hate your fricken ya mum reflex!!

by AJI27 August 16, 2009

Nag Reflex

When a woman complains or annoys anyone around her about something that hasn't been done the second she asks for it.

Wife: "Will you do the dishes?"
Husband: "After the game."
Wife: "When is it over?"
Husband: "Soon."
Wife: "How soon?"
Husband's friends: "That's some nag reflex right there."

by ognihs July 14, 2009

Sheinin' Reflex

The sheinin' reflex is a sensitive reflex that is only triggered when someone is dancing near/with you, when you are not dancing.
In chronic cases. the reflex can be triggered by sound only.
When the reflex is triggered, you start dancing, awkwardly, trying to blend in, but pulling too much attention, making you "shine" on the dance floor.

Dude #1: "Check out Dan, he is doing the macarena, what the hell just happened here?"
Dude #2 : "Haven't you heard? that chick was dancing three feet from him and it triggered his Sheinin' Reflex"

by The Krugr June 7, 2010

dad reflexes

the reason for dad reflexes are to protect their kids and they are faster then normal reflexes which are made to protect their kids in any way needed. PS only dads have it

Dad is on the couch and hes little toddler is falling then the dad uses his dad reflexes to catche his toddler mid air so the kid doesn't get hurt.

by NassuTheU July 27, 2016

gag reflex

n. an urge to gag, strangle, or vomit when swallowing

Tyrone taught Brie Ann to relax her gag reflex by painting her throat with numbing teething gel so she could deepthroat him with ease and have him shoot his load directly into her stomach.

by Richard Black June 7, 2005

Reflexting

The moment someone tells you a juicy story & your first reflex is to grab your phone & text someone what you just found out.

Tessa- Yea, Tyler totally fingered Emma.
Linda- No way!
*Grabs phone & texts Matt* (<-- Reflexting)

Linda- Tyler fingered Emma.
Matt- She cheated on Bryan!?
Linda- Yea she's totally "Slide to Unlock"

by Chawwley Bucket July 25, 2011