Rule 9003

Any one who states that Clint Eastwood's westerns are stupid is a salad tossing faggot and shall be rounded up and shot for their ignorance.

Dumb Bitch:Dude High Plains Drifter was stupid.

Chris:Dude rule 9003, you better shut up.

Dumb Bitch: Well its true all he did was fuck some women, shoot some men, blow shit up, and then burn some shit down.

Chris:Fag. I'll get the fifty cal.

by USMCtopgun November 15, 2009

rule 943

There exists a furry version of every waifu, no exceptions

1: Did you see the furry rule 943 of your waifu?
2: Yeah man, it was hot as fuck

by Rule 943 July 20, 2017

Rule 92

If it exists, there are spammers on it (e.g., Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

I just got a spam-mention on Twitter... Rule 92 is true!

by camiicentric June 1, 2011

Rule 90

If a song exists, there must also exist a trap remix of said song. Rule 91

Dude 1: "God I wish this song had a sick drum beat behind it."
Dude 2: "Hey man, Rule 90."
Dude 1: "Awesome."

by Intergalactic crackwhore July 9, 2020

Rule 99

If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.

Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.

by Zer0skills February 13, 2021

Rule 95

rule 95 of the internet: when talking, chatting online, or writing in a forum, rule 95 must be told to someone who is being quote: "a total dick". Otherwise known as another version of "Shut The Fuck Up"

Anon 1: "dude did you see last night's family guy?"

Anon 2: "I can't believe you watch that show, you're a fucking loser nerd"

Anon 1: "Rule 95 douchebag"

by some random dude with a gun July 9, 2011

Rule 99

No matter what you search for in Google Images, at least one result will be a porno

- I Googled Barney, and I'm getting some raw hardcore. WTF?

-Rule 99.

by afjhsdljfhsoadfih October 10, 2010