A used and bloody tampon.
It was great that Monica had two female roommates but the bathroom garbage was a horror show with a graveyard of ruddy rats lying dead in the can.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
Get the ruddy rat mug.A person who works in an legal or office setting, usually male, who routinely fucks up and ruins files. Slippery as a lubed butt plug, the ruddman then disappears into thin air, never to receive the punishment or blame he deserves.
The greatest ruddmans are subtle in their dereliction, and the effects of their negligent file keeping practices may not be felt for years to come.
The greatest ruddmans are subtle in their dereliction, and the effects of their negligent file keeping practices may not be felt for years to come.
Man 1: This punk at my office keeps fucking up files, and when I go to kick his ass he's never around!
Man 2: Wow! I thought only my office had a ruddman.
Man 2: Wow! I thought only my office had a ruddman.
by juh-din May 16, 2017
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I was sick of pounding my meatstick with feeling in my hand, so I treated myself to a strange rudder last night.
by M Fartz October 19, 2010
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Person: Yo, did you hear what happened to Matt and Liam? They tried to perform the Double Dutch Rudder of Death and ended up in the hospital with bruised dicks. Crazy shit, man.
by Hey Jamie November 25, 2019
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recently popular in comedic roles like Wet Hot American Summer, Anchorman, 40 year old virgin, and knocked up.
pretty hot too, if you ask me.
recently popular in comedic roles like Wet Hot American Summer, Anchorman, 40 year old virgin, and knocked up.
pretty hot too, if you ask me.
Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana, in Anchorman:
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh!
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire, my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper, filled with Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News worker: Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh!
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire, my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper, filled with Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News worker: Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
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