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Rumery

Noun, also see "Coach Rum." A large, manatee-shaped creature with a plethora of great, oozing blisters profusely erupting over the entire facial area. Her weakness is her inability to reproduce without the aid of medicines, which, fortunately, do not exist at this point in time.

In addition to her day job as a math teacher, Coach Rum runs a lucrative beverage dispense business. She has quite the affinity to "lemon" Gatorade.

Her mating shrieks have been known to be heard by canines only. She has often been known to try to "siren" children to her after-school "tutoring" sessions through use of her ultra-soprano singing voice, usually blaring out a country tune.

Her other weakness is her source of power - her ever-expanding stomach, or "crystal ball," if you will. She rubs it constantly to keep her strength up.

Beware! Spewing puke might occur during the early morning hours. Keep out of range! She can shoot up to 50 feet!!
My God, Coach Rum, she hath come!! RUN!!
by PeeMS April 9, 2005
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Ghost Rudder

Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."
by Smith Shark March 31, 2009
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Comfort Rudder

When you give another guy a handjob, thinking that's how you do a Dutch Rudder. It's a fucking common mistake.
Guy 1: Dutch Rudder! Dutch Rudder!
Guy 2: Yo! Stop touching my dick, dude!
Guy 1: Isn't this how you do a Dutch Rudder?
Guy 2: You have to move my arm when I grab my cock, you vagine!
Guy 1: So what did I do?
Guy 2: A...a Comfort Rudder!
Guy 1: Fail
by Cumfirst October 8, 2009
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Back to Back Dutch Rudder

When you and another guy go back to back and dutch rudder eachother, therefore it is totally not gay.
Me and Curtis totally Back to Back Dutch Rudder'd last night...it was hot.
by PomplemooseJones February 12, 2010
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Deadman's Dutch Rudder

When the recipient of a hand transplant masturbates.
The poor deceased never imagined his hands would be used to perform the Deadman's Dutch Rudder.
by Young Mr T July 27, 2016
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Dutch Rudder

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.
SnackCake gave Tonkin a Dutch Rudder, because they are two freaky people who like to try new things.
by nfkiller May 18, 2006
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Rumer

Rumer is usually a name for a really unique and different, but weird girl or boy. Always silly and stupid but knows how to have fun. Very pretty lovable trustworthy but also mean. Friends with almost everyone.
Ashely : Hey what's that girls name i met he but forgot to ask?

Arinna: oh thats Rumer.

Ashely: oh she is really nice i like her although she seems really different.
by miamigirl54321 July 25, 2011
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