Rubbing Your Dick On Me

A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.

"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."

"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"

"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."

by Kurt E Wagner June 19, 2008

Rubbing the Rhinestone

When a girl masturbates. The term gets its name from when a girl masturbates by rubbing her clitoris (rhinestone). Some synonyms are polishing the pearl, flicking the bean, etc.

Don't bother Sally after school from 3:00-4:15, she'll be busy rubbing the rhinestone.

by DC_DC May 12, 2015

rubbing bits

When Lachie and Izzy throw down and decide yea lets not have proper sex, lets just rub ourselves against one another and make it weird

They were rubbing bits for days

by reuifrhidfbvvb January 15, 2018

rubbing helmets

Rubbing helmets is closely associated with, but not exactly, touching tips.

A male may rub helmets when engaging in masculine activities or conversation with other heterosexual males.

Hey guys, are you really completing brake pad project or are you just rubbing helmets?

by KDizzle75 May 8, 2020

Rubbing boners

A term used to describe when two or more people are in whole-hearted agreement. Used in a derisive manner.

Person 1: The Lakers played so great last night!
Person 2: I know, Kobe did amazing, he's the best player of all-time!
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners?

by il pinguino June 7, 2009

Rubbing one in

Female version of Rubbing one out.

Female masturbation.

Jessica: Ready to go now?

Steph: Yeah just had to finish rubbing one in.

by lilDouchey October 29, 2012

Rubbing Rings

The sexual act of rubbing anuses together. Usually accomplished via perpendicular butt cheeks.

Did you hear about Tompkins? Yeah he was totally Rubbing Rings with one of his frat bros last night.

by 80sforlife April 25, 2011