Rooney

To lose one's temper and commit a violent act, especially during a sporting event.

I thought he'd fouled me so I turned around and did a Rooney on him.

I came home, smelling of beer and covered with lipstick, and the wife went Rooney on me.

by Mr. T.P. September 5, 2008

Mickey Rooney

The former greatest actor in the universe; now an old, bald man.

I loved Mickey Rooney in Night at the Museum!

by Chris the White Dude June 11, 2008

roomedit

programmer's slang for rearranging the furniture

This room arrangement is old I need to do a roomedit

by UberUnit-Alpha January 8, 2010

pulling a rooney

To leave your friends to meet a secret lover.

A - Hey where's John?
B - Oh he's off pulling a rooney.
A - Damn, he's in love with that girl.

by kdizzledawg November 19, 2014

wayne rooney

He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
its Wayne Rooney
its Wayne Rooney

hes fat
hes scouse
hell fukin rob your house
its wayne rooney

hes near
hes far
hell fukin steal yer car
its wayne rooney

hes fat
hes red
hell take yer gran to bed
its wayne rooney

he fat
she's scum
he's probably shagged your mum
wayne rooney
wayne rooney

hes fat
hes round
he bounces up and down
its wayne rooney

he shot
he missed
he must be f **kin pissed

wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night

Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!

hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"

wayne rooney is a dirty red scum
wayne rooney is fat

by lee_23 slimmings March 4, 2005

wayne rooney

fat bastard who eats all the pies and shags your gran all night

you're as fat as wayne rooney

by Michael Pirouet March 22, 2005

Rooted

To be extremely high to the point that you are unable to get up and be productive.

Bro, I am rooted to this chair and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

by 66Shadow September 20, 2011