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Goat Rodeo

A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where.

Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.

Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:
Ready to go to this Goat Rodeo? Its gonna be terrible.
by JimmyJam November 30, 2006
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lana rhodes

A girl with a phat (a very thick) ass.
by Jackerzzz May 28, 2019
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Blue Cord Rodeo

When a US infantryman graduates training, he is given a distinctive blue cord to wear on his uniform. When such an individual is fucking his partner from behind, he can grab his blue cord from a hidden location and start to choke his partner with it. This begins the rodeo. If the receiving partner "bucks" the infantryman off, the partner is given the blue cord as a trophy. If the infantryman chokes out the receiving partner or busts a nut, he keeps his cord.

An infantryman who has previously lost a cord can also have his cord returned by winning it back from the partner. This can take many forms. Some forms involve a "rematch" of the rodeo in similar positions. Some may opt to allow the female partner to wear a strap on and fuck the infantryman from behind while being choked. Homosexual couples may skip the strap on.

This act is rarely done to casual hookups and is usually reserved for significant partners. Prior to the inclusion of women into the US infantry in the mid 2010's, this was the only way for women to earn the coveted blue cord.
I surprised Amy to a blue cord rodeo last night and she won. I need to try and win it back before the next military ball.
by darx202 October 28, 2022
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Rhodesy

1.A Central-Scottish slang term for an act of reckless abandon carried out whilst drunk or otherwise inebriated.

2.A term which implies a state of extreme drunkeness.

This term was first coined in June 1993 when a local man was found outside of a nightclub with two broken legs after attempting to circumvent the security of said nightclub by trying to scale a drainpipe and gain entry from a second storey bathroom window. The individual concerned was made famous and was forever associated with drunken stunts when a security video capturing the incident was shown the next week on screens in the nightclub.
1. "I can't believe you jumped out that window last night. That was a total rhodesy thing to do."

2. I was at that party last night. I was totally rhodesy."
by Lyle McLean September 24, 2008
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Rhode Island Roll

Coming to a stop sign, slowing down, but not coming to a complete stop. The New England name for a California Stop.
It is unwise to perform a Rhode Island Roll in the presence of a police officer.
by Steve Heigh January 6, 2009
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rhodenize

1. To dig in, persevere, and conquer a task of enormous magnitude.

2. To kick the shit out of a seemingly insurmountable challenge.
"OMG, this work is so hard I want to cry"
"Quit your whining and just rhodenize it already"
by jansa13 September 13, 2016
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Rhodesian Ridgeback

A large breed of dog originating in South Africa as a lion hunter. The breed is easily recognisable by the distinctive ridge of fur which runs along its back.
by FlobyOne January 30, 2019
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