The Romney

The act of sexual depravity that occurs when Mitt Romney both sucks a man's dick and fucks him in the ass at the same time.

Hey guys, I've been having a bad day, the Democrats just killed us again in another election. Would someone mind giving me "The Romney" to brighten my spirits?

by M.rom.awesome April 6, 2015

romney

To switch sexual preferences depending on who one is with. Named after Massachusetts governor and presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who was accused of "flip-flopping" on several key issues.

"I had heard Jane didn't do anal, but last night she totally Romneyed!"

"Jason told me last night he always places his partner's pleasure before his own, but based on past experiences I think he might just be Romneying."

by FGAndrew January 4, 2012

Romneyed

When your boss asks you do something that clearly indicates a complete lack of understanding or indifference in what it's like to be an average joe.

"I didn't get out of work till real late last night cause boss called to order food for him and his golf buddies after we already turned the fryers off! I got Romneyed man!"

by bsaucer October 26, 2012

Romneying

Firing or laying off a large number of employees following a takeover of a company.

The bank is romneying over 400 people after the merger and I might be one of them.

by Lamedella April 7, 2012

A Romney

The amount of time (approx. 3 1/2 hrs) that it takes a famous politician to change their mind on something.

Not to be confused with romney

"I've been stuck in line for A Romney"
"Send them to bed in A Romney or two"

by joethehermit June 10, 2012

romney

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.

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I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash my folks gave me.

by gnostic 1 December 15, 2012

romney

The three-and-a-half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.

"Oh my god, we've been in this car for two and a half romneys now! I need to pee! Wait, no, I don't."

by H-wizzle the Fiddle June 11, 2012