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Tiger Roll Up 

When you wrap a Fruit Roll Up around your penis and your sexual partner tries to claw/bite it off.
That tiger roll up with Amanda was not worth it, I have cuts all over my penis now.
Tiger Roll Up by Deafening Giraffes September 5, 2014

queef roll up 

a queef roll up is when a female farts while sitting down and that fart rolls up into her vagina causing a queef to occur.
holy shit, kelly! did you really just have a queef roll up in the car?!
queef roll up by jagerbomb7 November 30, 2009

poop roll-up 

Poop roll-up is a popular game to play at a party or a friend's house. After making a bowel movement in the host's bathroom, the participant first unrolls a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. Then the most important step occurs: the poop roll-up. This is when the player carefully rolls the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. This leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.
I left a poop roll-up in my girlfriend's parents' house the other day. I hope her dad got my shit all over his hands! Win!
poop roll-up by werdslaya August 10, 2012

nevada cheese roll up 

When you wake up from partying in Vegas with 2 Latina girls covered in your jizz and wrapped up in a blanket
I got so drunk lastnight that I made bitches into a Nevada cheese roll up.

Fruit Roll Up 

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.
Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.
Fruit Roll Up by fakename06 October 30, 2018

fart roll up 

A fart that instead traveling out to the side or rear of the buttocks, travels forward rolling up past the balls and taint area. It offers a straight-to-the-face delivery making the smell worse than usual.
Diby fired such a mean fart roll up while driving back from Buffalo Wild Wings that he needed to open the windows and decline his seat to avoid getting his eyes burned.
fart roll up by brettuthius December 20, 2008