Man 1: Wanna go to Philbert's Roadhouse with me
Man 2: I'd rather not, last time I went there they bullied me for my anime profile picture.
Man 2: I'd rather not, last time I went there they bullied me for my anime profile picture.
by eggsmceggington March 03, 2021
when you take a girl upstairs on a mid-summer night and sweat like hogs while you bask in hot dog juice. her last name must be Jewish.
by mrmccoy19 June 27, 2019
by Donnietrump69 April 08, 2021
1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.
2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"
2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
by Jack's Fat Ass July 22, 2009
by hefe housein September 09, 2017
A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.
Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021
by Brad-Zilla May 22, 2021