A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.
"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"
"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"
"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"
by GoHome&GetYour FuckingShinebox January 11, 2010
Get the Roadkill Pussy mug.Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.
Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010
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The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.
"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"
by EmperorEli February 4, 2021
Get the Roadkill Sweet-Cheese mug.What happens when 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the night find a roadkill and decide to position the car's rear tire over said roadkill and burn out on top the carcass multiple times.
Mike: "Damn Jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill."
Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."
Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."
Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
by miracle_max January 3, 2008
Get the Roadkill burnout mug.1. When something is in the midst of being fucking sexually attractive and fugly at the same time.
2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.
2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.
Did you see that dead hooker lying on the curb of the street? Oh my god she was so roadkill hot! I wanted to bone the shit out of her!
by TecnhoHead June 18, 2011
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"a skunk crawled up another skunk's ass and died and then THAT skunk crawled up her vag and died"
"a skunk crawled up another skunk's ass and died and then THAT skunk crawled up her vag and died"
you're doing this chick at work and you have a girlfriend? You've lost my sympathy. Enjoy your roadkill stank vag.
by Fazed September 8, 2006
Get the roadkill stank vag mug.Monica: That guy is pissing me off. I know he's going to have sent a stupid email back, I and don't want to read it!
Phoebe: That sucks! But you better get back and read that roadkill email, so you can get back to him.
Phoebe: That sucks! But you better get back and read that roadkill email, so you can get back to him.
by StupidGirl43 June 27, 2010
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