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To "Roosevelt that hoe," means to help your woman out of depression by doing something nice for her, as former President Franklin D. Roosevelt (FDR) helped the United States of America out of The Great Depression by providing the depressed and unemployed with his New Deal.
FDR once said, "If you treat people right they will treat you right . . . ninety percent of the time."
Your woman does not need to be literally depressed before you "Roosevelt that hoe." She can just be down, bummed out, bored, sad, or tired. You should "Roosevelt that hoe" on a regular basis whether or not she expresses the need for Roosevelting. However, don't "Over-Roosevelt that hoe" to the point where "Roosevelting that hoe" loses meaning. You need to have a few "Roosevelting ideas" in the back of your head in case times get tough for your woman, and you should save up a few of these for special "Roosevelting occasions."
Ways of "Roosevelting that hoe" include: buying her flowers, getting her chocolates, assuring her that things will change for the better (and making sure they do), writing her a poem, telling her how beautiful she is, surprising her by doing a chore that she is dreading, talking to her about what is stressing her out, hugging her, cooking for her, planning an event that requires her to wear a dress, boosting her confidence about a stressful job by reminding her about her related good qualities and skills, leaving her alone when otherwise you ask her a question, making her feel special by doing something that requires a lot of work or effort without bringing up how much work or effort it required, pointing out little things she does that you like, being on time, not complaining, and, last but not least, trusting her and siding with her even if you have your doubts.
This is not a complete list, and the list needs to be tailored to your woman. As FDR said, "One thing is sure. We have to do something. We have to do the best we know how at the moment . . . . If it doesn't turn out right, we can modify it as we go along."
To "Roosevelt that hoe," means to help your woman out of depression by doing something nice for her, as former President Franklin D. Roosevelt (FDR) helped the United States of America out of The Great Depression by providing the depressed and unemployed with his New Deal.
FDR once said, "If you treat people right they will treat you right . . . ninety percent of the time."
Your woman does not need to be literally depressed before you "Roosevelt that hoe." She can just be down, bummed out, bored, sad, or tired. You should "Roosevelt that hoe" on a regular basis whether or not she expresses the need for Roosevelting. However, don't "Over-Roosevelt that hoe" to the point where "Roosevelting that hoe" loses meaning. You need to have a few "Roosevelting ideas" in the back of your head in case times get tough for your woman, and you should save up a few of these for special "Roosevelting occasions."
Ways of "Roosevelting that hoe" include: buying her flowers, getting her chocolates, assuring her that things will change for the better (and making sure they do), writing her a poem, telling her how beautiful she is, surprising her by doing a chore that she is dreading, talking to her about what is stressing her out, hugging her, cooking for her, planning an event that requires her to wear a dress, boosting her confidence about a stressful job by reminding her about her related good qualities and skills, leaving her alone when otherwise you ask her a question, making her feel special by doing something that requires a lot of work or effort without bringing up how much work or effort it required, pointing out little things she does that you like, being on time, not complaining, and, last but not least, trusting her and siding with her even if you have your doubts.
This is not a complete list, and the list needs to be tailored to your woman. As FDR said, "One thing is sure. We have to do something. We have to do the best we know how at the moment . . . . If it doesn't turn out right, we can modify it as we go along."
"My girl is stressed out. I can 'Roosevelt that hoe' by giving her flowers. It won't eliminate her stress, but I think it will help."
by Eric L. Sutton December 29, 2007
Get the Roosevelt that hoe mug.Roosevelt Intermediate school is quite literally intermediate. It's not incredibly small (as most of the Westfield elementary schools), nor large and obnoxious(Westfield High School). There's a large social gap between the wealthy and priveledged and middle class. Each of the wealthy children sport disigner brands for the sake of it. The eighth graders(the oldest children at the school) eminate entitlement, and many are quite disrespectful. Overall, not entirely notable, but the teachers are quite nice, and effective.
Westfield High School Student: Who's that kid wearing gucci?!
Other Westfield High School student: Oh, they're a Roosevelt Intermediate kid
Other Westfield High School student: Oh, they're a Roosevelt Intermediate kid
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by Randy King December 19, 2007
Get the roosevelt that hoe mug.A place where the bathrooms are just for communal pegging and vaping. Beware of molestation circles roaming the halls during the witching hour, and the block blast addiction problem is running rampant causing the extinction of half of the freshman in just under 4 months due to overdose.
guy 1: I just heard a crackhead came to Roosevelt High School a month ago with some caltrops hoping to breed the
freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.
guy 2: did he succeed?
guy 1: No, sadly their schlongs were too small for repopulation
freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.
guy 2: did he succeed?
guy 1: No, sadly their schlongs were too small for repopulation
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Get the Roosevelt High School mug.First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.
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"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."
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Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.
by Sgt. Nexel March 3, 2020
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Blind Democrat: "You'd better mean Franklin because that stupid Theodore was a racist Republican."
Blind Republican: "You'd better mean Theodore because Franklin was a flaming Welfare loving social justice warrior."
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Blind Democrat: "You'd better mean Franklin because that stupid Theodore was a racist Republican."
Blind Republican: "You'd better mean Theodore because Franklin was a flaming Welfare loving social justice warrior."
Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "No, I mean both because both were great and put country over party. Without either of them, you both would possibly have been CHILD SLAVES, slaves to large businesses, eating poisonous food, drinking unclean water, and if all of that somehow didn't manage to kill you, then you'd die well before you could use Social Security to keep yourself alive and long lived."
Blind Democrat and Republican: "CUCK!"
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