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riot shield

Invincble slab of cement carried around by people with no skill in version 1.6 of counterstrike. Protects against anything thrown at it, including boiling acid and star wars geeks. It cannot be scratched by nuclear weapons. Advised to no be used for fear of people trying to gang rape you in a corner.

When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.

Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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Boob riot

The action of celebtrating National Boob Day, January 7th, on Tumblr.
Hundreds of people changed their URL to somthing with boobs in it and posted about boobs for the entire day, essentially starting a boob riot on Tumblr.
Dude, this is a boob riot. Just look at all the boobs!
by rawrgirlyoucrazy January 8, 2012
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riot ghoul

A gender nuetral term for riot grrl / riot grrrl / riot girl for them people that are part of the community but uncomfortable with the girl part
Oh, no I'm nonbinary so I'm a Riot Ghoul"
by Haha wrinkly bitch April 5, 2021
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Thought Riot

1. n-An A-F Records band, who, mark my words, is the next big punk band. (watch me jinx them x.X) Their name is a reference to George Orwell's 1984
Thought Riot is an awesome band
by Shadovsky August 25, 2004
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Rioting

Mostly peaceful means of assisting in cleanup operations
The rioting involved "mostly peaceful" people assisting in clearing out an overcrowded store
by mikesaidwhat November 18, 2020
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sami riot

one that acts odd but in a unique way,to be short,to be wickedly awesome!
If you love paramore your known as a sami riot.
If you have a new obbesion everyweek your being a sami riot.
If you can't spell obbesion also a sami riot.
Hey that new kid is weird and odd heard she likes paramore a lot.
Ohh so she's a sami riot!
by shaaniqwa April 5, 2008
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Rectal Riot

An act where a man or woman takes a massive shit that stretches their butthole, then gets ass fucked directly after leaving you sore and unable to walk.
Person 1: Why are you walking so funny today?
Person 2: I had a Rectal Riot last night.
by bordman24 September 12, 2010
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