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Riding the Cotton wool donkey

A term for a woman being on her period.
"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
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Ridiculability

A measure of how severely an act or happening should be ridiculed and criticized based on the double-standards of pop culture. In other words, how ridiculable (expresses whether or not something is held to the standard of being ridiculed) something is.
That girl's outfit ranked a straight 69 on the ridiculability scale!
by UrbanMasterBait October 19, 2016
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Riding with Batman

A term used when a man has a man crush but is starting to slip into sexual curiosity.

Based on the theory of Robin's orientation and the ease in which people develop a man crush on Batman.
"I went to see The Boy from Oz and after Hugh Jackman came onto the stage, I have to say I was riding with Batman a little."
by marsneedstowels February 9, 2009
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Riding the toilet

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.
Tim has been riding the toilet all morning
by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016
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riding raw

Bob surprised me when he went in riding raw last night
by HarryBB8 October 25, 2017
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ridinoutallday

ridin’ out all day.
We ridinoutallday I got a couple chicks trying to kick it.
by The road warriors May 8, 2019
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riding the covered wagon

The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"

Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.
What you doing tonight Sue?

I'm riding the covered wagon!

Ewww, T.M.I.
by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006
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