retroactive love

falling in love after the relationship has ended

Mikey: Man, why don't you just get over her. It's been 3 weeks since you broke up and you barely seemed to like her.
Ezekiel: Not sure, Mike. It must be retroactive love.

by antonius January 15, 2004

retronaughty

What it was like to be naughty in the not to distant past, when a casual gesture or word was thought of as funny and a little naughty, not like today when it might considered sexist or sexual discrimination.

My lady co-worker giggled over my retronaughty advances but my boss said it was sexist.

by 2B+ April 6, 2015

Retrorocket

When one has diarrhea and just barely makes it to the toilet. The pants are down. However, the firing commences and accompanies the descent before contact is made with the seat.

I don't know what I ate, but it just ignited a retrorocket.

by Gummy Beers August 12, 2018

Retrobate

n. One who can't, or who refuses to walk the bleeding edge of technology, preferring old, reliable tools. I.e. one who shuns PDAs for notebooks, pencils and pocket calendars; would rather meet in real life than on MySpace; and who'd still shoot with cameras which require film. A Luddite.

Bill is the kind of retrobate who rides an old, carburated Harley, rather than a new, reliable, fuel-injected sport bike.

by Bill Garlinghouse March 12, 2008

retrograde ejaculation

A condition found in a small number of diabetic men who, upon climax, ejaculate into their bladder.

"John, a 42-year-old diabetic, has difficulties fathering children, as he suffers from retrograde ejaculation."

by Typhon December 7, 2004

RetroFag

Slang used for someone who's been living in the past for too long

Retrofag "Hey man I spent all my weekend playing Mike tyson's punchout they really don't make game's like this anymore screw the 360, Ps3 and wii, I have my nes."

Person 2 "RetroFag!"

by Massaki September 30, 2009

Retrogade

A Photoshop Portal made in the same design of Newgrounds by a NG user named, bedn. The point of the site is to submit photoshops, pictures you have taken,sigs, or site designs created by YOU. If you find a funny picture and submit it and are caught you will be flagged by users and you will be banned from the site. You can vote on photoshops sent into the portal. If they get a low enough score they won't stay on the site. On the forums you get "money" for posts and can buy various things making your posts fancy. All users get their own profile that you can keep favorite authors or photoshops or leave small messages on other users profiles. Retrogade is mostly NG users and are going their to escape too much of Newgrounds.

Bedn: I made a site that looks like Newgrounds for Photoshops called Retrogade!
DirtySyko: Sweet! I need a break from NG.
-TheBhudist-: Yeah, I'm great at Photoshops!

by NSGamer April 23, 2006