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Monte Carlo Restaurant

The best italian restaurant in the state of Virginia. In a cute city called Lynchburg. As soon as you walk in you will be consumed of the great scent of true italian food. From homemade pizzas with a special dough to Veal Franchese for two. With the outstanding Waitresses and Waitors and the Professional cooks you will never be in denial of why you came.Grazie!!
by Spankii and Carchop April 3, 2011
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restauraint

A so-called food establishment that isn't fit to eat in.
Wow, don't ever try to get a meal at that restauraint; there's rats and cockroaches all over the place!
by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009
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ReturntheSlabaphobia

A fear of Courage the Cowardly Dog Episode 7 Season 1: King Ramses' Curse
My friend Angel was forced to watch it as a child, and now he has ReturntheSlabaphobia.
by Exitar the Exterminator May 30, 2017
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Restaurant groups

Found only on roblox, these steaming piles of dogshit take on the form of a fictional or real "restaurant" that promises a "unforgettable" experience in reality just inducing child labor and making them look like a gmod darkrp moderator.

Games usually consist of "Frappe" or something similar that's atrocious. The servers consist of several trolls, five staff who lack access to mod commands and 2 high ranks who take everything seriously like it's a personal attack.

Shitty rules like not being able to order over 3 things, typing in caps, standing on the counter or even just using a glitch.
Troll: CAN I ORDER RAT PISS
Restaurant groups: W1. Don't spam caps.
Troll: W1. Don't warn
Restaurant groups: W3. Kicking for impersonation
by trollface moment June 10, 2020
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foreskin restoration

What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.
Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.
by Eugene Wilkinson September 5, 2008
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The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

A.K.A. Milliways. A fantastic eatery that turns the End of Time into dinner entertainment.
"...and the Universe," continued the waiter, determined not to be deflected on his home stretch, "will explode later for your pleasure."
Ford's head swiveled slowly toward him. He spoke with feeling.
"Wow," he said, "what kind of drinks do you serve in this place?"

-- from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, by Douglas Adams
by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004
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Restaurant Blue Balls

When you get an overwhelming sensation from seeing your waitress come by your table with food that you think is yours, but it turns out to be another customers leaving you unsatisfied
"Oh fuck bro I thought that Cobb salad was coming my way I got so excited just to be left disappointed "

"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"
by Dcoops1313 July 20, 2017
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