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Resting Dick Face

A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
He's just got a resting dick face, he's not that mean.
by Kingeresting December 5, 2019
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Reznoring

To spin, convulse, and/or magically float uncontrollably kinda like Trent Reznor in the video for the song "Closer". Mainly used in glitchy ass computer games.
"Look at that guy I just shot, he's totally reznoring dead in the air!!!" - while playing computer game.
by Bandit & Scruffy October 18, 2008
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resting moron face

A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.
Robert isn't as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.
by Epic Dick April 9, 2018
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Resting Douche Face

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.
While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.
by Valma DooDoo May 20, 2015
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resting drug dealer face

Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.
Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."

Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."

Bro 1: "God dammit."
by Homeslice1 April 27, 2014
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resting constipation face

Tucker Carlson's grimaced look every night on Fox News.
Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.
by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018
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Resting

Christian: Shaun, I heard heavy breathing from outside your room when I brought your chicken up so I left it in the kitchen for you.
Shaun: I'll come down and get it in a bit, I was just resting.
by yamazon February 24, 2019
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