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relationsham

A relationship for the sole purpose of being with someone so as to not be single. Usually a one-sided situation, as the other person thinks the relationship is legit.
Dude, I know that last guy broke her heart...but the current boyfriend? Total relationsham. Too bad he actually thinks they're in love.
by fired_again August 9, 2010
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Relationboat

A relationboat is like a relationship only more pathetic and it sinks faster.
Relationboats leak like CRAZY
by DesertFox and ImReallyAnAnon February 28, 2012
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cock relation

a person who is related to you by marriage
my sister in law is a cock relation
by rockycar September 24, 2013
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Textual Relations

Flirting, maintaining a romantic relationship via a text message from a cell phone, an email, or a postal mail letter, such as pen pals or maintenance of a long distance relationship. Textual relations are often used when two people feel the need to carefully choose their words; when thought and careful composition of thought over a longer period of time are required; when the fear of spoken conversation may be misunderstood or taken in the wrong context.
I use my word processor to carefully compose my thoughts before sending my messages out to any of my textual relations.
by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008
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reation

Smoking until it hurts
"Want to go reation?
"I need to reation the pain"
by Moody January 22, 2018
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textual relations

When you have a secret relationship, so secret you can't even talk on the phone for fear of being overheard, so you text each other.
"THEY will be home tonight, so we'll have to have textual relations."
by tw41 September 5, 2014
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no relations

Having sex with someone you don’t want to commit to.
Yoooo fam I’m bout to blow this girl’s back out. She said she doesn’t wanna date but we can pull a no relations
by BiGblAckH February 25, 2020
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