steel reserve

steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.

i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.

or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

steel reserve

Once only 'reserved' for bums, this dirt-cheap foul swine is now popular among the college crowd, too. Also known as 'blackout betty' or 'boo juice'. Make sure you don't have anything to do the next day because you will need it to recover. On the bright side, it's cheaper than bottled water. Don't drink too much becuase you will not remember anything (sometimes that can be a good thing, though).

Bob: "I went home with who?"
Jim: "Yeah, dude, she looked like Shrek."
Bob: "Friggin' Steel Reserve."

by Erik M. May 14, 2007

Case Western Reserve University

It is the only university on the country where having a better computer is more important than a girlfriend.

Don't show up at the library without an up to date lapop and ipod.

by Ellen Kay May 13, 2005

coitus reservatus

Edging, or more simply, trying not to cum as long as humanly possible.

The members in the Oneida community practiced Coitus Reservatus

by AnEntymolygist November 15, 2013

Western reserve

Bunch of fucking idiots who don’t know how to read or write in the middle of fucking corn and Retards

Dad: wanna go to western reserve. Son: fuck no it’s full of retards

by Ididurmom69 January 27, 2022

steel reserve

A get you "piss" drunk cheap and quick drink this is not for the faint of heart. This stuff is strong. I wouldn't recommend drinking anything before or after it. 1 will buzz you, 2 will get you drunk, 3 will make you speak all random thoughts you might have, 4 will make you "piss yourself", and 5 will help you get your a#% kicked by people and inanimate objects. After being bet I could not drink 4 of these Side effects included hallucinating, thinking you a heavy weight prize fighter and superman along with many other bad things after drinking number 5.

Friend- Bet you cant drink 4 of those 211 steel reserves.
Me- After drinking 5. Above side effects.

by mikeywolf December 14, 2008

Federal Reserve Banks

The private banks of the Federal Reserve.

The Federal Reserve banks are no more federal than Federal Express.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004