remote pwn

v. When you pwn someone and they aren't even there.

Bob: Where is Steve?
Frank: He's in China.
Bob: He's so fat!
Frank: Haha. You just remote pwned him.
*Meanwhile In China*
Steve: I feel a disturbance...as if someone has pwned me from a great distance. I wish I wasn't so fat.

by TheBigLime April 29, 2006

remote

The act of tuning into someone's conversation so you can jump in and either be relevant/irrelevant to the discussion.

Kyrie sat remote for a second before he jumped into Jontae and Donaven's conversation.

by Praise_j March 17, 2014

Remote Control

The act of shoving a remote control so far up your ass that you can see china.

I'm not racist but this sum Asian chick gave me a remote control last night.

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018

Rewiring Her Remote

A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.

" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.

by MADELINEB January 27, 2008

remote viewer

An under-rated and oft unknown talent that CAN be practiced and was used by the US military to seek out distant and unseeable (by conventional means) things - for lack of a better word for 20 years - at least. Anything anywhere "anytime" can be remote viewed and the practice and use was and is scientifically viable. A TRUE psychic who is NOT a charlatan. One who partakes in the act of remote viewing using proper scientific protocols.

"The remote viewer was able to find the downed plane and the department forwarded the information to President Carter who was very impressed. The program continued for years until the CIA claimed that it didn't work. Many know that this is a typical doublespeak technique and that remote viewing is used today by some of the original military experts. Perhaps - although unprovable - by many governments and/or their agencies."

by psiscott April 26, 2006

geographically-remote-flung

A portmanteau that blends the words “far-flung” with “geographically-remote.”

We will continue to outsource some of our field work – especially the easy or more geographically-remote-flung jobs.

by Mr. Scott Fletcher March 5, 2008

Remote Balling

the act of an individual who is deployed or at a very long distance from home who has women fawning after them on social media, text, or phone call. This individual gets laid as soon as they return home which could be the same exact day.

Person A: "I heard Andy is remote balling from the desert. I hear all of the girls from his home town want to get their hands on him when he returns!"
Person B: "When he returns, he will be breast stroking through a sea of vag."

by filthyg. August 22, 2014