manufactured relevance

(verb The activity of personnel in management roles in which problems are both created and resolved by the same person. Usually while increasing the workload of all other employees of the company.

"Oh look, another memo about how to turn a wrench." Darryl sure loves his manufactured relevance.

by Naaglooshi February 12, 2021

this isn't relevant but

An attempt to change the current conversation's topic whilst not sounding rude.

Jon: "I love the new movie that came out."
Alex: "Oh, I haven't watched that."
Jon: "Oh, well, there's this super cool scene where..."
Alex: "Wait, this isn't relevant but have you watched this other movie?"
Jon: "Oh, yeah, that's a pretty cool movie!"

by owotwasit August 2, 2018

abdul is relevant

hes the most relevant person ever and has cash and has a handi cousin
im a stoner

abdul is relevant and is a stoner

by stoner life ugly December 2, 2018

Relevate

when your high AF and you start to realize how high you are and that becomes an internal conversation between your soul and spirit.

after I took a hit from the bong, I relevated about how I was going to get up without moving anywhere.

by Verbsent February 10, 2018

Relevance Bun

When bald dudes still rock their pony tail / bun

Yo that dude's got a relevance bun. That guy is rocking a relevance tail.

by Ijustknowit October 1, 2020

post-relevant

A simple way to tell someone the conversation is over.

No, I'm sorry, you had become post-relevant.

by johnnyrocksauce November 23, 2010

Relevation

To be in the current act of relevation is to be bearing upon or connected with the matter in hand

"In relevation to the subject..."

by Blondie_Jones September 17, 2020