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Rockoff relay

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female over the height of 6-foot and a minimum weight of 250 lbs. while being anally penetrated by a football player with a minimum penis size of 16-inches. A strange example of menage-a-trois first performed in a University of Tennessee dormitory.
"Hey Jared! I pulled off the greatest Rockoff Relay last night with two of New York's greatest stars, Jonathan Vilma and Rebecca Lobo. Boy am I sore, but it was so worth it!"
by Philip Lee November 20, 2006
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relaxy

the state a man is in when super relaxed to the point of an euphoric, out-of-this-world experience, often during a massage. a galaxy of relaxation.
girl: (massaging back) "do you feel better?"

boy: "i feel ... very relaxy."

pause

boy: "you know, like a galaxy of relaxation."
by c cakes and bakes December 15, 2009
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Relay

Public service for the Deaf, Hard of Hearing, or Speech Disabled. Available through TTY, Mobile, and Internet.
My friend is Deaf, so she calls me with relay.
by Operator January 7, 2005
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relaly

Gross mispelling of the word "really," possibly by one suffering from Dislexia.
Wow, you looked relaly good today. I mean, DANG.
by Arturo August 26, 2003
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relaylay

Big Sean and Jhenè Aiko are no longer in a relaylay
by OctoberrFactioooon August 6, 2019
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empathetic relay

using broadcasts sports/news/entertainment/business, etc,for the attachment of your micro social meme to send to others by non verbal facial expressions of knowing/understanding/empathy .
We knew there was underground revolutionary activity going on Tehran that was mostly whispered about by teenage girls but you could tell the newscasters IE, Stewart/Colbert/Maddow all knew something was going on in a empathetic relay/semiotic subtext.
by shitslinger December 9, 2012
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The Relay

When you are masturbating in your room and when you are about to guymax run out and hand your "baton" to your friend so he can lead you to victory
The Relay was a great way for Rob to break the ice with his new college roommate, Calhoun, who always wanted to join in Rob's festivities.
by Smile Time May 10, 2012
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