relative motion binocular sex theory

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."

by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022

Relative Humidity

The sweat that forms on your balls while thinking about screwing your wifes sister.

Man, I was looking at those family pictures of Helen at Disneyland, I had some serious relative humidity going on in my pants!

by PSA Pilot February 18, 2010

relative ease

When your cousin is so loose that you can slip it in her asshole without lube.

by ge July 31, 2003

relative matrix

The growing number of any value that is related to its self.

biological cells multiply expotentally into a multi trillion celled organism from only one cell. this can be viewed using numbers shown through a relative matrix. two simple numbers can be the gateway to everything relatitive to our existance creating an endless matris of numbers that are relative to our own existance, birthdates, cell numbers, addresses, names, personalitys, ect.

by thi pseudonym has been edited July 15, 2011

Relative Attractiveness

When a person of the opposite gender appears hot only in certain circumstances yet is significantly less hot in other situations.
Likely coming from our primal instinct to find the best mate for reproduction in case a disaster happens in say, a classroom.

"That girl Stacy is hot!"
"Nah. That's just relative attractiveness. She's pretty ugly compared to Jessica."

by cruel1079 June 22, 2015

relative hot

When a girl who normally by herself does not seem attracive, but since she is surrounded by even more unattractive girls, she seems hot

"Dude! I can't believe you hooked up with that shick!"

"Man, did you see those other girls!?! I got the relative hot one.

by Big_Yoder March 4, 2009

Relative humidity

The sweat between two cousin's having sex together.

The relative humidity had to be %90 between aunt Mary jo and cousin Clem

by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019