Roasted marshmallow

The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.

My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

Split-roasted Goat

Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.

After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.

by Mancave Movie Madness March 16, 2021

Roasted

To get owned or to get beat or made a fool of

somebody kicks you in the nuts and you get roast potatoed or roasted

by Epic Bairdy April 22, 2009

roasted brown cake

When you take a dump and put it into the middle of a chocolate cake as filling then bake it

The best way to stop people from having dinner parties at your house is to make them a nice roasted brown cake. Because no one likes to eat shit.

by filthy pirate hooker June 20, 2014

Boom Roasted

When you dis a person badly u end it with Boom Roasted. Comes from the show, the office.

Micheal- Stanley, you crushed your wife in sex and your heart sucks. Boom Roasted.

by Paco Sanchicho February 7, 2009

roasted penis

an extremly sunburned dick.

that man had a very soggy roasted penis. it was insane. MOTHER FUCK. put it away larry!

by cademhsmr June 22, 2006

Roasted Chicken

They had a roasted chicken for their engagement dinner.

They had a roasted chicken for their engagement dinner.

by Map25 July 25, 2019