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vaginal retention plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.
by kyssable1 January 11, 2009
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Resentment Wank

The style of masturbation often used when your girlfriend has gone out on a "girls only" night out.

Can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.
"Aw yeah, Fiona went out with the girls so I just stayed in and had a resentment wank".

"Yeah dude, Jen totally pissed me off last night, so I just went in the spare room and had a resentment wank".
by Monko7 September 2, 2011
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anally retentive

Stoid, fixed in own ways, unchanging, perfectionist.
He has to do everything 'just so' - He is so anally retentive!
by nusye December 15, 2003
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Lamborghini Reventon

The most expensive car in the whole history of Automobili Lamborghini S.p.A. Only 20 were manufactured, all of which have already been sold. Yet, there have been reports that the number will increase to 100.

Reventón means "explosion", "burst", but in this context it means "he who makes things burst".

The exterior design was inspired by the F22 Raptor. The interior is fully customized and includes several devices a normal Lamborghini wouldn't have. The mechanical elements, such as the engine, is exactly the same as the Murciélago LP640.

The most ridiculous fact is that is costs one million euro.
Finally, after saving money for 20 years, I can buy a Lamborghini Reventon! Too bad I'm too old and can't drive anymore. Damn it!
by The Silver Raider April 24, 2008
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sperm retention headache

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.
Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.
by collinc August 23, 2005
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Regena

Down-to-earth, tough loving mother, sister, wife, friend and daughter. She'll be your shoulder to cry on but if you come to her with the same (guy) problem year after year you'll get no sympathy for she is a firm believer in not playing the fool or victim over and over again.
My friend is a real Regena! :)
by Regena February 3, 2010
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regenerate

(Can be used in other senses, but im just explaining this one)

From Doctor who.

Timelords have the ability to regenerate after severe trauma or natural wear and tear. Their body will under go a complete transformation, and although the same person remains, their appearance and personality changes. (In other words, where a human would die, a Timelord would just change, thereby healing any injury in the process.)However a Timelord only has the ability to do this 13 times. (Doesnt matter much to them, in one life they Usually live to about a thousand anyway. Notice I said usually.)
The Doctor: I'd like to see a butterfly fit into a chrysalis case after it spreads its wings.
Polly: Then you did change.
The Doctor: Life depends on change, and renewal.

Did you see the doctor after he regenerated?
by Meglomaniac May 2, 2007
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