My girlfriend gave me a red card last night. I had no idea she was on her period til i pulled out and freaked out.
by theclew August 27, 2013
Get the Red Card mug.Recardo is a nigga who can get any short that he wants he's filthy rich and is in the NBA he's a nice guy if u know him but if u get on his nerves I feel sorry for you Recardo gets bare play and loves money
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Get the red card mug.When a girl is on her period and you are having sex with her and blood comes out in one big clump and you pick it up and raise it above your head and make her leave your apartment
by Foot and e September 26, 2017
Get the The Red Card mug.Kane Recardo Is one of the gayest human beings of life. he is just a waste of a body. he looks like a crack head Mexican/ terrorist. nobody knows exactly what this beast is. He Is Lazier then a pathetic sloth so he sleeps all day. his breath smells like Smegma. whenever he tries to do sexual activities with people, the only move he knows how to do is an Alabama Tuna Melt. His So called Penis is very similar to that of a kid named Rodney And also a shy inchworm and a hole.
P.s. He Also Licks ButtHole.
P.s. He Also Licks ButtHole.
by Almighty Chthulu January 1, 2012
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Server: "Excuse me sir, may I see your ID."
Customer: "I'm seventy-two...I can guarantee you I'm old enough to drink."
Server: "Yes, I know, but it's company policy."
Customer: "This is recarded."
Customer: "I'm seventy-two...I can guarantee you I'm old enough to drink."
Server: "Yes, I know, but it's company policy."
Customer: "This is recarded."
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