Reelationship

A talking stage where you only send Instagram reels.

No, I'm stuck in a reelationship with him.

by PeasantTable February 3, 2023

The Regulations of a Thief

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.

17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy

by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010

recreational baking

The act of making sweet, high-calorie goodies that, upon completion, have no firm destination outside of one's home.

Sarah's lack of self-control around sweets forced her to ban recreational baking from her home.

by bobo76 January 10, 2010

recreational eating

The act of overeating something delicious but outrageously too big; recreational eating occurs when you are full from a meal, but you continue to eat and complete the meal out of enjoyment and gluttony

“Eating 4 slices of pizza was sufficient and filling; finishing the whole pizza was purely recreational eating.”

by pbids August 28, 2014

Feculation

The reaction and process of shit happening for no reason in particular.

Jeff was walking down the road and stepped in shit. He is a victim of Feculation.

by glenn7227 November 25, 2014

Barbz Recreation Camp

A Nicki Minaj stan Twitter page initially rejected by Barbz City services, Barbz Recreation Camp (BRC) (@BarbzRecCamp) is a rehabilitation camp designed to heal troubled barbz through therapy, nature and recreation. Later on, Barbz Recreation Camp would go onto partnering with CNN in uncovering stories about Leigh-Allyn Baker. Despite the rumors of Barbz Rec. Camp “flopping”, BRC is a contender for a prime era.

Friend 1: I just made a Twitter account and am not sure who to follow.

Friend 2: Follow Barbz Recreation Camp! They are mostly active and provide great services for troubled Barbz!

by Affiliate of BRC December 16, 2020

realationship

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.

Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.

by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010