submarine races

"Watching the submarine races" is a euphamism for making out (and more) in a car. It's the kind of thing a cop would say to be funny when he knocks on the fogged-up window of your chevy parked in back of the safeway to ask what you're doing there at 1am, as if he doesn't know damn well.

Cop: Hey, what're you kids doing in there? Watching the submarine races?
People in car: Gak! Where are my pants?

by creaternity April 28, 2006

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

like my recent

A saying used by try-hard popular people or the popular group. Usually used on Instagram. 'Like My Recent' means exactly what it sounds like, to like their recent post .

Random girl on Instagram: Hey kids, go like my recentttt...
Other People: How about no?

by KidWhoKnowsDatStuff July 12, 2017

recsub

Recsub is short for "Recreational Substance", that is, the class of drugs that people like to use for recreational purposes.

Marijuana, Alcohol, and Ecstasy are all recsubs.

Used in a sentence: "The government's war on recsub use has failed like all prohibitions have".

by Andy Somers July 8, 2005

Reese's Man

A man, a myth and legend of the cosplay community who gave away free candy and makes everyone smile. He passed on June 16th, 2020.

"Hey, who is that dude in the orange?"
"Oh him? That's the Reese's Man"

by DirtyLeon June 18, 2020

Rubber Receipt

After railing a chick with a condom on, you go flaccid while still inside her. When you pull out, the condom stays up inside her. To cause less embarassment to both parties, kindly yank the condom out of her, just like grabbing the receipt.

"Sorry Jill. I just made a deposit....let me grab the receipt." --hence a rubber receipt

by rmbs2023 March 17, 2008

passive receptacle

The colloquial term given to women during sex, made popular by the writings of Mr. Bob S. Andvagene in his book: The Kama Sutra.

Baljeet: Hey big lord. I heard you got some fine pussy last night.

Mahatma Ghandi: yes sir! I sure enjoyed sex with the passive receptacle.

by Lengthy lord January 27, 2018