wide receiver

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love.

He is a wide receiver!

by Ian Chode February 1, 2004

Receptionator

Not your traditional receptionist, the Receptionator is a hybrid - a cross between a receptionist, office manager, facilities coordinator, and administrative assistant. The ultimate "go-to" person in the office. Suspected of having superhuman powers.

Stephanie, the Receptionator, simultaneously fielded an incoming call from the CEO who was lost somewhere in Saskatchewan, directed models to the photo shoot down the hall, fired off a power point to a frazzled exec, and wielded a wrench to stop the flood in the men's room.

by murlock June 29, 2011

Indian Receiver

One who initially accepts a gift, and then later returns it.

You know, I thought I wanted your old microwave but after two months I realized it was too big for my kitchen. Here it is again -- sorry to be an Indian Receiver.

by Velleity April 22, 2011

Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

by jaioramos November 15, 2022

receptioneer

A male receptionist.

"I think that receptioneer was checkin you out dude. Gay."

by The Squeasel August 26, 2003

receptionist

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone

receptionist: im sorry i dont have theitr personal number but i can transfer you.
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*

by mouse_347 August 25, 2007

recepticant

A faceless woman that is a clone of millions of others. She exists to be a pretty bone hole and nothing more. Portmanteau of "receptacle" and "replicant" Similar to cum dumpster or ho.

"Where can I find a good recepticant for the evening?"
"She was nothing but a recepticant."

by plundrbunny February 11, 2009