autismic radiation

when someone who is really stupid is sitting near you, and all of a sudden you and everyone near you becomes stupid

Luke emits autismic radiation.

by Michinator May 2, 2017

genitanal radiation

A warm to hot region left behind on a chair by someones ass or genitals when they get up.

When Sally got out of her chair, I sat in it. Her ass an pussy threw off so much genitanal radiation, you could fry an egg on the chair!

by Bahdog March 24, 2007

daycation

Taking only one day off from work.

I'll be away today. I'm taking a daycation.

by Ethan Anderson March 10, 2008

Cuban Radiation

Gamma Rays, emit off Cubans during the first 5 years of coming off of their raft during strenuous, aquatic travel. Studies have shown Cuban Radiation is the number one casual relation to Heart Cancer.

"Erod's mom is about to die, I heard it was from his own Cuban Radiation, poor thing."

by John Ganter January 27, 2009

rapecation

(1) A temporary period during which a serial rapist makes actively persists from committing rape. A crude amalgamation of rape and vacation.

(2) Time taken away from work for the specific purpose of committing rape(s).

(3) Any vacation during which a person on such vacation rapes someone or is raped. Usually used retrospectively.

(1) Man, I'm all over the news; probably a good time to take a rapecation.

(2) I got all of next week off, I'm going on a rapecation.

(3) Remember Spring Break 2002? What a rapecation that turned out to be.

by Slackfist Prizerooster December 3, 2010

graycation

a destination, event or activity that is specifically targeted for, or is especially appealing to, old people.

Ex#1: Sarah's parents invited us on their annual graycation to Branson.

Ex#2: We thought it would be fun to hang out with Frank and Tanya but all they wanted to do was go antiquing and it turned into a total graycation.

by Dawax July 6, 2009

Rayception

A personality disorder causing you to (un)willingly turn every word, every situation, every concept, and every event into something related to the term "inception". Someone with Rayception is generally considered fairly paranoid and kind of a twat.

Guy 1: "Oh you were shocked when you fell from your chair? That's a kick!! INCEPTION!"
Guy 2: "Piss off with your rayception, twat."

by MaroC May 6, 2014